I’m angry today. I ate too much nasty mac n’ cheese and some filthy alley cat was caterwauling right outside of my bedroom window. All. Night. Long. It drove my two spayed/neutered/domesticated cats crazy with confused stunted lust, so they were hissing and generally flipping out by my window (a.k.a. essentially on my head). All. Night. Long.
The peak of their bumbling resulted in one of my cats swatting at the other, essentially on my head, resulting in the swatting-cat’s paw getting stuck on the lampshade on my night table. This cat then jumped onto the floor – WITH HIS PAW STILL HOOKED TO THE LAMPSHADE. Both cats and the lamp fell to the ground in a fucking postmodernist Unmonumental readymade bullshit icanhazcheezburger mess.
