Sunday, March 13, 2011

Delirium Hood

Once again, Kae slipped on the delirium hood. A soft, silent, and velvety blackout soon twinkled with a million constellations – in a moment, the comfy blindfold effect was replaced with Kae feeling like her head was surrounded by the infinite.

In fact, Kae felt like just a head. Not a briefly, wrenchingly hysterical head dramatically lopped from its attendant body, nor a solemn Constantine or haggard specimen graying on a steel tray. Kae was a liberated and dexterous head (not a tragic, bumbling, gnawing limbic cherub), maybe like the horny, gigantic lunatic played by Robin Williams in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.

Yet Kae was lucid and quicksilver, a zephyr-sylph, a galaxy-glider – not a severed, posthumously petrifying, asp-boiling gorgon head. She was a synthesis of the executioner’s cowl, the mercifully shrouded head of the penitent, the swinging axe, the rolling prize.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

The icanhazcheezburgers of March

I’m angry today. I ate too much nasty mac n’ cheese and some filthy alley cat was caterwauling right outside of my bedroom window. All. Night. Long.

It drove my two spayed/neutered/domesticated cats crazy with confused stunted lust, so they were hissing and generally flipping out by my window (a.k.a. essentially on my head). All. Night. Long. 

The peak of their bumbling resulted in one of my cats swatting at the other, essentially on my head, resulting in the swatting-cat’s paw getting stuck on the lampshade on my night table. This cat then jumped onto the floor – WITH HIS PAW STILL HOOKED TO THE LAMPSHADE. Both cats and the lamp fell to the ground in a fucking postmodernist Unmonumental readymade bullshit icanhazcheezburger mess.