Saturday, August 27, 2011

Offa

From Universe to Goddess

Offa eats flowers. She cups her hands into scoops and threshes through the dandelions, reaping petals, grass, and stems—then shoves them into her mouth.
 
We don’t see Offa as she sees herself. Most see an idiot-child stricken with a tragicomic compulsion to devour lilies, forsythia, primrose—this perception is solidified by those who have witnessed Offa’s binges when, like a grass-eating cat, she heaves forth a sickening pulp, a rancid pellet flecked with shocks of undigested color.


Oh no, “Oh”, abovementioned “Oh” – Offa is a failure-girl. A vomiting retard. A meadow-slut. A weed-wastrel. A Cabbage Patch Kid gone to seed. A foundling pumpkin kicked in the gourd.

And how they would join hands and, spinning, sing:

Oh! Awful Offa
Awful is Offa
Offering offal to the officials
Off with you, Offa
Awful is Offa
Off to the Elysian Fields

They felt the lilt of the lyrics in their bones. Incensed and encircled, Offa would rake her teeth across the earth and rage.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

The Head of Lilith

From Woods, Water, Women


He had never wandered so deeply into the forest. He only walked its perimeter, tracing safely among the fruiting trees. On occasion, he did peer into its depths, staring as far as he could until the weave of distant branches closed and crosshatched like the tightest wicker.

You look troubled. Come to me.

He drifted towards this siren-flower, this gruesome bloom. How could he not? The breeze carried a faint perfume, daffodils and wet pennies…

Sit, tell me your story.

He had never wandered this deeply into the forest. But today, an alien compulsion had propelled him into the wilds. One could argue that the momentum was self-inflicted, a kinesis summoned in the wake of his fingers unclenching slowly from his wife’s neck…

You loved her. You loved her…

The ground was soft and not unpleasantly damp. He kept breathing as she whispered to him, her voice filling his brain like spooling gauze. It wasn’t flowers or copper anymore, but a stronger odor, much stronger, like breath and blood…

Imagine me cutting your dick off and reattaching it over and over again, for all eternity. That would feel good compared to what’s in store for you.

If an individual’s agony could split the universe and manifest itself as a retribution-seeking, ghoulish head planted in a wood’s clearing… if only.

But as he ran deeper into the forest, further and further from his wife's freshly strangled corpse, he swore that something was tugging at his feet. The tugging feeling never abated. Sometimes he wonders when the woods will stop spinning around him, or when the worms will cease threading his sockets. But mostly he just rolls his head and babbles, wheeling nonsense into the empty air.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Laes Orchid

From Woods, Water, Women

CLIMATE/TERRAIN: Metropolises
FREQUENCY: Unique 
ORGANIZATION: Solitary 
ACTIVITY CYCLE: Varies 
DIET: Omnivore 
INTELLIGENCE: Exceptional (15) 
TREASURE: Nil
ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Good 
NO. APPEARING: 1 
ARMOR CLASS: 3 (-4 w/concealer) 
MOVEMENT: 12 
HIT DICE: 6 (35 hit points) 
THAC0: 15 
NO. ATTACKS: 1 
DAMAGE/ATTACK: 4 -15 (1d12 + 3) 
SPECIAL ATTACKS: Charm 
SPECIAL DEFENSES: Concealer (see below) 
MAGIC RESISTANCE: 40% w/concealer 
SIZE: M (6' tall) 
MORALE: Elite (13) 
XP VALUE: 6,000

Prominent and controversial Cathectic dermagarden designer Laes (lay-yeez) is known for breaking Cathectic tradition by cultivating dermagardens on high-profile, non-Cathectic figures. Her work is considered an exquisite manifestation of the Cathectic art-form, and has brought the customarily ritual tradition into the realm of high fashion.

Laes’ last name is a contraction of a much lengthier surname, Orchiddealanteus (or-kid-day-lan-tay-is). 

Combat: With the rise of Ogyian attacks, Laes has modified her glamour concealer to provide her with exceptional defense. When activated, Laes' armor class becomes -4. Each round, all creatures within 50-foot radius must save against a Scintillating Pattern spell as if cast by a 10th-level illusionist. When confronted face-first (within 5-feet) with an individual, Laes is also capable of having her dermagarden release an odorless, invisible pollen that acts as a 15th-level Charm spell. Though she prefers to avoid physical combat at all costs, Laes also carries a Vorpal Dagger +3 that is capable of slicing off an opponent's digits (if save fails, roll 1d10 twice to determine how many fingers/toes are severed).

Habitat/Society: Members of the Cathectic orthodoxy have publicly denounced Laes’ ventures, with more vociferous delegates assuring that Laes’ actions have effectively removed her from Cathectic life. Laes has maintained secrecy about her methods of cultivating dermagardens, but has been outspoken about the paradoxical nature of Cathectic traditions: “We plaster the countryside with our (Cathectic) portraiture, but are miserly when it comes to enacting the very thing that these works advertise. It’s like spreading propaganda and then refusing to perform what we project. Such contrarian practices are exceedingly exhausting.” 

Ecology: Given her profession, Laes appears frequently at high-profile/celebrity events. She is an extraordinarily savvy and charismatic figure who, due to her progressive (if not radical, albeit somewhat elitist) attitude towards dermagarden distribution, is also regarded as somewhat of a political figure. Despite this, Laes maintains that "It's still all about fashion."

* Accompanying GIF based on Landgon Graves' Face First (2011)
** Above text expanded from the 'Laes Orchid' entry from 'The Cathectic Archives'
*** Formatted to Advanced Dungeons & Dragons Monstrous Compendium rules/template (inspired in part by Zak Smith's blog Playing D&D With Porn Stars)

Monday, August 15, 2011

Precisionists

From Woods, Water, Women

My cousin appreciates Lady Gaga. She's 22 and a recent graduate of NYU (an institution lucky enough to have been graced by Gaga for a semester or so). However, being the good gays that we are, Bryan & I decided to show her some videos by that other chameleonic Italian-American with an NYC mythology. For context's sake.

First we watched Express Yourself (directed by David Fincher, no less). The video seems extraordinarily slow after watching a few of Gaga's, though I was able to better appreciate the laboring-proletariat/homoeroticism registers-of-meaning than I was back in the late 80's. I was also able to identify previously-decoded visual puns, such as what it meant for a lycanthropic Madonna/cat to become increasingly drenched as the video progressed.

Next came Bedtime Story, a surrealistic smorgasbord rife with Cell-like orientalist nightmare/dreamscapes. Here, Madonna channels Dali and she channels Sherman. See, dear cousin, how matron Madge offered herself as a geisha-canvas for all things freaky-deaky? And when Gaga was but a sprog!

Is it no wonder, then, that alien Bjork (appropriately McQueened - and geisha-swagged - for Homogenic's cover) wrote the lyrics for Bedtime Story? And look how she, too, echoes Sherman in her videodromes!

So when I saw that Amie Dicke's Opium was being liquified, I remembered when I first saw her work. It wasn't in person, but in an article, and the work accompanying the review was titled I Suck My Tongue in Remembrance of You. I knew that this was a line from Bjork's Possibly Maybe, and I remember being pissed that the article made no mention of this!

But being wiser now, I sit zazen and know that all of these things are mere vapours in the pop-surrealist atmosphere, more exquisite mash for the meat-grinder...

*Ruby-nibbed/headed naked Carrie dumped by frakbuddy, altared by j1p2m3 here (and a reference to Gaga's seminal MTV VMA performance of Paparazzi, which was an homage to Lady Di)

Friday, August 12, 2011

More Doors

From Universe to Goddess 

Last summer, while visiting my parents in New Jersey, my mom gave me a copy of Kafka’s The Penal Colony: Stories and Short Pieces. I started rereading it again this summer and realized that I needed more (I’d also recently discovered uncanny visual similarities between Koji Yamamura’s animation of A Country Doctor and Maurizio Cattelan’s, like, entire oeuvre).

A couple of weeks ago, while visiting my partner’s former professor’s home for a bbq, I noticed a handwritten list on a table that included writers and their books. “Kafka, The Castle” jumped out – Linda confirmed that it was a must-read (and that there was a film version also worth watching), so I ordered it online. I ended up going with a used paperback, mostly because it was the most affordable and, perhaps, the most comprehensive of the many translations available. Even though there was no picture of the book on the website (I don’t really judge a book by its cover, but if I have options, there are ones that I’d prefer displaying on the subway), I felt o.k. parting with the ten-or-so dollars for the book.

Sometime between ordering the book and its arrival, I attended the Second Annual Chelsea Art Walk. I had attended the first one (it was really an ‘end-of-the-gallery-season-before-the-buyers-go-to-vacation/Basel’), and the second one was equally well-attended – though certainly with more people on "staycations” than the previous Walk – and was struck by the number of meals-on-wheels (vans serving food) parked all over Chelsea proper. Some of them blasted music and even had pop-y/psychedelic visuals/commercials playing on sidewalk-facing screens that were installed directly into the broadsides of the vans’ hulls (cannoning the pedestrians w/images?)…

The show at Matthew Marks was my favorite of the Walk. Thomas Demand curated it, and his masterminding/ethos/hand was evidenced in the architectonic/trompe l’oeil/real-fake spacial mindfuck/labyrinth occupying the gallery (which last housed Jasper Johns’ varying light/weighty, though uniformly expensive - and institutionally reserved - sign/symbol endgame pieces, including Shrinky Dinks).

I felt lost the moment I entered the gallery and, after plucking-up a copy of Central-Park-recorded birdsongs on vinyl (offered Gonzalez-Torres-style on a stacked/shingled grid on the gallery’s floor), proceeded to wander the gallery gone daedal.

Yes, I wandered through this gallery-maze (would there be a minotaur? Perhaps some cheese?) and peered into the trapezoidal, dish-liquid blue windows that penetrated many of these interior walls. There were lots of small photos and/or postcards in identical frames with oversized beveled mattes – I remember potted plants and railings and aesthetically-pleasing hallways gone to seed. I also recall a black and white video of a cactus having its spines shaved with an electrical shaver. At least two of the paths terminated in darkened rooms haunted by sound and projections. Somewhere else, a vitrine displayed rows of porcelain botanicals. The northeast (?) gallery walls – the “true” walls? – were comprehensively wallpapered to look like high, thick theatre curtains.

Emboldened by the abovementioned birdsongs-on-vinyl souvenirs (and, somewhere deep within, the myth of John & Yoko’s first encounter), I opened a refrigerator that stood sentinel in another terminating (but well-lit) gallery. It was facing a wall, and the photos sharing the room depicted various doors propped enticingly ajar – I took these works as signs and permissions: I opened the refrigerator door.

And I was rewarded for my efforts: the interior walls of the fridge’s belly were lined (upholstered?) in a gorgeous blue fabric that echoed the dish-liquid windowpanes – an oddly placed but also blue sequined trim glittered as it cut across the top-back surface of the sumptuous upholstery (a glamorous suture?).

Before I could climb into this unlikely transporting wardrobe, this blue-velvet secret, a man who was otherwise preoccupied with his iPad rushed over saying “No no no!” He closed the refrigerator and I, hopped-up on Discovery & Significance, refused to cower and apologize. “Why are there only photos of doors being opened?” I asked, my arm sweeping towards the evidence. “Why is it so beautifully lined? Why can it be opened?” I went on and on. Finally, with a slight smile, he mustered: “It’s pregnant with possibilities.” WTF?

Of course, the gleaming anchors, touch- and keystones of the exhibit were the triad of Rene Magritte paintings. As aloof, knowing mystics, these Wise Men collapsed and absorbed and refracted every theme, conceit, concept, style, palette, mood, and tone reiterated by every other work in the show.

Once it arrived a few days later, I was only mildly surprised to find that the cover of the used paperback of The Castle I had ordered featured a cropped and flipped image of Magritte’s The Castle of the Pyrenees. 

*Original eternally-falling door GIF by Jasper Elings (a.k.a. jeeeelings) - above remix by j1p2m3 (a.k.a. moi)  

Update: Supple mental reading
Update 2: AFC edit

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Old Prisons

From Universe to Goddess

The following was one of the first writing assignments given to me while I was studying at Parsons. My graduate seminar professor, Mira Schor, asked us to visit the Museum of Modern Art and look at an artwork (I’m not sure if it had to be a painting or from a specific era/wing/movement) for at least… was it twenty minutes? We were also asked to write answers to specific questions (these appear as bolded & underlined text preceding my responses) while we were viewing our selected artwork, and then perform a more formal research of our selected artwork/artist. Besides minor editing and added links, what follows is what I handed in (warts and all).

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Written by: Jesse Patrick Martin
Graduate Seminar I
Professor Mira Schor
10.9.06


I knew little of Robert Motherwell prior to this assignment. After some research—and, before that, a prolonged viewing of The Little Spanish Prison—it became evident that to know Motherwell is to better understand abstract expressionism, as Motherwell was in many ways the voice of the movement.

Still, we’ve been asked to structure our response to the artwork before including what we’ve researched. Here are the excerpts of my notes taken while observing The Little Spanish Prison at the MoMA:

Robert Motherwell
American, 1915-1991
The Little Spanish Prison 1941-44
Oil on canvas 
Gift of Renate Ponsold Motherwell, 1985    

The top of the painting is about 6' 5” from the museum’s floor, so it’s about a foot taller than me (though the painting itself is about 3’ x 2’). The viewer can ‘confront’ or ‘encounter’ the painting close-up, like being in a conversation. The painting is floated in a wooden frame. The palette is yellow, grey, white, red, some flesh tones, some brown to delineate the bars—yellow bars or grey bars (optical illusion?) set vertically on canvas. What is the red bar? A disruption of illusion? A formal device used to complicate/assist composition? Is it symbolic? Why does Spain come up so often in Motherwell’s titles? Are we the prisoner, or are we looking into a prison?

The dimensions of the bars are more or less equal to one another, though they clearly waver and are of different approximate measurements. These irregularities suggest a freehand approach, a handmade quality instead of a more mechanical/technical painting style. The red bar is thickly applied, blood-like, tape-like—the vertical bars mimic the museum’s floor slats’ strict verticality, the direction of the wood grain, the slight but evident gradation of tone/color...

Impact on me: Balance: not just within itself, but within the gallery space—actually, it’s the smallest paining in the room with the most symmetrical composition. I like that I can stand in front of it without being overwhelmed... I want to hug it, turn it over, feel its weight, see what’s on its back, remove the canvas from the frame, etc.—it looks like an easily-handled object. It also suggests an actual space (a prison)—no other painting in the room suggests reality as strongly. It’s ironic that it’s a prison, a place of confinement, of containment; an austere, spartan, and depressing space that brings to mind crime, torture, and boredom.

Its scale: Small, intimate, conversation-like: approximately the height and width of an adult’s head and torso. It’s like standing in front of a person. Is the red bar a food/viewing/conversation slot? That wouldn’t really make sense if it’s over open bars... maybe it’s supposed to indicate a locking mechanism, a latch? I’m having trouble not being influenced by the title and its resemblance to the image of prison bars. It’s too easy to turn it into a pictorial representation of reality, of something literal, physical, actual...

How it achieves its effect: What is its effect? Its intimate scale, a limited (basic) palette; a strong, almost symmetrical, balanced composition; a strong verticality that extends across the entire length of the painting, a variation of color/tones on bars; all of the brush strokes are vertical, except on the red bar (horizontal strokes, disruptive); there are twelve bars in all, thirteen if you count the red one...

Its meaning through its visual language: What is its visual language? The painting reinforces the flatness of its surface by mimicking/repeating/mirroring the verticality of the canvas/wall/frame by repeated bars, but also points towards an extended space within/beyond the painting by its reference to prison and the optical illusion caused by placing different colored bars side-by-side. Again, it’s ironic and interesting that an illusion/painting of a prison suggests space beyond itself. A prison confines yet it exists in space. A painting is also confined/confining. This seems to reference incarceration, the figure (subject), perhaps the ‘object-ness’ of ‘pure painting,’ a modernist (Greenbergian) read of painting as tautological, self-contained, about itself and nothing more—but I can’t help but be curious about the painting’s “literature” as pointed to by its title and subsequently reinforced by the image. Why Spain? Why prison?

The painting feels more domestic (for a home, for a friend) than public (for museums, for the masses).

What is its meaning?: Outside of what I’ve already written, this requires research.

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Research led me to a much better understanding of Motherwell and his influence within and beyond abstract expressionism. He was the youngest of the abstract expressionists when they formed and, according to most people, the last of the great abstract expressionists to pass away. Motherwell painted The Little Spanish Prison while traveling in Mexico with the Chilean surrealist painter Roberto Matta. Motherwell was twenty-six at the time. It was in Mexico that he met his first wife, though The Little Spanish Prison was accredited as being a gift from Renate Ponsold Motherwell, a photographer and Motherwell's fourth (and final) wife. In a 1971 interview with Paul Cummings for the Smithsonian’s Archives of American Art, Motherwell discusses the painting as follows:

Paul Cummings: I think it was the end of 1941 or thereabouts that you painted The Little Spanish Prison which seems to be a key picture of that period. What is there about that painting that you feel is so important at that point?

Robert Motherwell: Actually it was the first year I began to paint seriously. Before that I was a student who painted on the side. And I would imagine that that was the first picture in which I hit something that is deep in my character, as two years later when I made my first collages I hit something else that is deep in my character, and as seven years later in making the first Spanish Elegy I hit a third thing that's very deep in my character. But what it is I don't know. What it stands for I don't know.

While Motherwell was always one to defend the ineffable, expressive, emotional impetus behind the abstract expressionist’s practice, he was, as put by Art Journal’s Gregory Gilbert, “one of the few artists of the first generation of Abstract Expressionists who generously made information on his art and theory available through frequent lectures, writings, and interviews.”  As opposed to the combative tone adopted by Gottlieb & Rothko in their response to Edward Jewell’s admitted“befuddlement” with their show, Motherwell was eager to discuss the movement and make its mysterious inner-workings more accessible. Exceptionally well-educated—he attended both Harvard and Columbia, studying philosophy and art history, respectively—Motherwell subscribed to a “Pragmatist philosophy, particularly the views of Dewey, who argued the formation and advancement of liberal culture through communicative interaction” (Gilbert, 2001). Whereas much of the public and art establishment saw the abstract expressionists as cagey, paintbrush-wielding, misanthropic malcontents, Motherwell acted as a fervent advocate and educator who not only encouraged a better understanding of the movement, but championed and often buoyed the works and careers of many of the movements less social practitioners (i.e. Rothko, Pollock, Gottlieb, etc.)

Many saw Motherwell principally as a writer and speaker rather than an artist. Regardless, Motherwell undertook countless projects throughout his life, including the illustration of poetry books, painting murals, designing wine labels, as well as producing his better-known prints, paintings, and collages. A prolific writer, Motherwell contributed to the surrealist publication VVV and wrote for multiple art publications—he even coined the term “New York School.” Besides his relationships and collaborations with various influential figures (John Cage, William Carlos Williams, Peggy Guggenheim, etc.), Motherwell was an instructor for artists Cy Twombly and Robert Rauschenberg.

Though Motherwell believed that artists should speak for their own work—not allowing critics or intellectuals (the ‘cultural elite’) to speak for them or use their work as a means to hang their theories upon—it’s hard not to view him as an exceptional example of the synthesis between artist and theorist, practitioner and philosopher, craftsman and critic. It could also be argued that, despite his stated principals of treating the artist as the ‘primary source’ for art history, Motherwell acted as a self-appointed spokesperson for the abstract expressionists.

Cycling back to the work that generated this inquiry, The Little Spanish Prison seems to reinforce that the art object is, in fact, minor and supplementary to the actual life of the artist. An artwork is indexical to the artist who produced it, as well as to the concerns sublimated by the work itself. Though earlier in its production, The Little Spanish Prison hints at Motherwell’s epic Spanish Elegies, a hundred-plus series of works mourning the impact of the Spanish Civil War. It’s hard to dwell on the formal qualities of a work that seems so meager in comparison to the occurrences that inspired its creation—ironically, it’s through a prolonged attention to these qualities that have led to this inquiry, and the beginning of this artist’s understanding, of Motherwell’s oeuvre.

Interview w/a Vampire


Leah Prescott: I'm intrigued by the shallow space you've developed in your Sea Changeling series. From afar they read as almost entirely abstract shapes, but up close one begins to recognize that there is an entire representational world with a defined foreground, middleground, and background...

Jesse Patrick Martin: I've thought of these drawings as tide pools, but now I also like that they could be "in the shallows."

LP: You're referring to a not-so-deep body of water?

JPM: And that they're 'facile' works, 'illustrative,' etc., etc.

LP: Well, they are certainly illustrative - graphic, to be exact (and exacting!) - but I don't see them as facile. In fact, they have depth that goes beyond their spacial qualities: the interplay between patterns, black & white, the correction-fluid and the 'negative space.' There's a handmade-ness that doesn't translate in the reproductions you sent me, or even when you're standing more than a foot or so away. These have a life in the details, and they really sing to you when you're in close proximity with them.

JPM: Thanks. And you may also notice that it's a prelude to a double-underwater-blowjob.

LP: (Laughs) That's not what I meant by 'graphic,' but o.k.! I guess someone wants a double order of the spotted dick!

JPM: Naughty.

LP: Do you always make work that has a spirit of levity to it?

JPM: I'm actually pretty weirdly serious when I'm drawing, though this probably has more to do with how tedious making artwork can be for me.

LP: Really? These seem to be so much about pleasure...

JPM: Ugh. 

LP: What?

JPM: Sorry... I just have a kind of Pavlovian response to hearing people discuss how 'pleasurable' it is for them to make artwork.

LP: Why?

JPM: Not sure. I'm just remembering moments from art school crits where people waxed on and on about their 'pleasure in making' or how their 'work is about pleasure' and other cliches. Or maybe the word 'pleasure' hits my ears wrong - it's like when people say 'moist' or 'buñuelos.' Gross.

LP: So drawing is, for you, a serious enterprise.

JPM: Not exactly... it just feels serious when I'm drawing. Like how it feels serious when you're brushing your teeth or at the ATM.

LP: What you're describing are mundane activities. Someone else might describe them as just regular-feeling, routine, even boring.

JPM: These are not mutually-exclusive emotions/qualities.

LP: It's interesting that you're describing your process as being 'routine' and 'boring' when what you are drawing usually represents a - pardon my phrasing - a pleasure-rich fantasy world.

JPM: Oh, the dialectics!
 
LP: (Laughs)

JPM: (Laughs)

LP: (Laughs)

JPM: (Produces a flamberge, falls to knees, impales stomach with impossibly long ceremonial sword)

LP: (Laughs)